"And I will smite the winter house with the summer house."

Dear God,

It's officially not summer anymore, and I still can't get over this Olivia Newton John song:



On a separate note, why are there so few images of Jesus holding a cat? There's plenty of him with lambs. I get the metaphor, I'm just saying I think Jesus also held plenty of cats in his time.


Amen

"Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem."

"Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth."

Dear God,

I think I'm swearing off catnip. I get really worked up and a little crazy, and then I don't really get anything done.

I just effectively spent the past twenty minutes googling my own name. Nothing much came of it, though I did find out that apparently there's another site that people refer to as "Buster's blog" besides this one.


I think they know what they're talking about. And I think what they're talking about is my blog. Except for that last comment. Anyway, I think it's about time that people are talking about the good news in your name O Lord.

Amen

"When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next."

"Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body?"

Dear God,

You know what people don't talk enough about these days. Their political opinions. Here's one.

Something I hate: raw food. People who like raw food are the type of people ruining America. If God wanted you to eat raw things, he wouldn't have invented cooking.

Eating a little bit of grass is understandable. It helps my digestive system. But I'm pretty sure kibble is cooked.

I don't know what johnboy5355's "green juice" refers to, but I'm pretty sure he's not Christian. And it seems like he's really into raw food from his profile.


God, I know you have a plan for us, and I trust in your name, but feel free to sweep away the evil from this Earth already, for God's sake.

Amen

"Let him call for the elders of the church; and the prayer of faith shall save him."

"I will sweep away both people and animals alike."

Dear God,

I really don't know about this.

I'm offended by the dirty language in the title. I'm offended by their portrayal of Arabs as camels. And I'm definitely offended that for a movie called "Cat Shit One," soon to be repackaged as "Apocalypse Meow" for its American viewers, the majority of the characters aren't even cats;


they're rabbits.



I like this turn in the film industry toward less stereotypical roles for cats, but I'm also fairly sure that this is not Christian. I review this movie in your name, Lord Jesus.

Amen