"Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise."

Dear God,

Some people think that Thanksgiving commemorates "the beginnings of a mass genocide." Many of those people like to call themselves "historians" or "Native Americans."

But I say you should "be careful for nothing, but in every thing, by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known unto God." (Philippians 4:6)


Try to answer that with some hippie notions about Indians, the Pilgrims (i.e. God's chosen people), and your blah, blah, blah about socialized medicine.

In honor of this holiday, I would like to offer you a Thanksgiving Cat Poem:

There's a place called
Heaven.
And Cats who are also Christian get to go there to eat tuna straight from the can.
No thanks to Satan.
Kindness is the key to Heaven.
So have a Happy Thannksgivin'.

This piece was inspired by "Thanksgiving Cat Poem," written by Poet Rebecca Strecker who also offers personalized Cat Poems for only $50 a pop on her site, Poems2order. Check it out.

Alright. I mean,

Amen