"And I will smite the winter house with the summer house."

Dear God,

It's officially not summer anymore, and I still can't get over this Olivia Newton John song:



On a separate note, why are there so few images of Jesus holding a cat? There's plenty of him with lambs. I get the metaphor, I'm just saying I think Jesus also held plenty of cats in his time.


Amen

"Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem."

"Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth."

Dear God,

I think I'm swearing off catnip. I get really worked up and a little crazy, and then I don't really get anything done.

I just effectively spent the past twenty minutes googling my own name. Nothing much came of it, though I did find out that apparently there's another site that people refer to as "Buster's blog" besides this one.


I think they know what they're talking about. And I think what they're talking about is my blog. Except for that last comment. Anyway, I think it's about time that people are talking about the good news in your name O Lord.

Amen

"When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next."

"Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body?"

Dear God,

You know what people don't talk enough about these days. Their political opinions. Here's one.

Something I hate: raw food. People who like raw food are the type of people ruining America. If God wanted you to eat raw things, he wouldn't have invented cooking.

Eating a little bit of grass is understandable. It helps my digestive system. But I'm pretty sure kibble is cooked.

I don't know what johnboy5355's "green juice" refers to, but I'm pretty sure he's not Christian. And it seems like he's really into raw food from his profile.


God, I know you have a plan for us, and I trust in your name, but feel free to sweep away the evil from this Earth already, for God's sake.

Amen

"Let him call for the elders of the church; and the prayer of faith shall save him."

"I will sweep away both people and animals alike."

Dear God,

I really don't know about this.

I'm offended by the dirty language in the title. I'm offended by their portrayal of Arabs as camels. And I'm definitely offended that for a movie called "Cat Shit One," soon to be repackaged as "Apocalypse Meow" for its American viewers, the majority of the characters aren't even cats;


they're rabbits.



I like this turn in the film industry toward less stereotypical roles for cats, but I'm also fairly sure that this is not Christian. I review this movie in your name, Lord Jesus.

Amen

"Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things."

"The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

Dear God,

I've been thinking a lot about death panels these days, and I'm still not sure if I'm pro or con. If we are to imitate you in every way, Lord, I don't see why we can't decide who lives and who dies based on a physical and a close inspection of the good book.


That's what confuses me the most. Suddenly the republicans are all up in arms about death panels. That seems right up our alley to me.

I have a lot of questions about our national plan for health insurance, and people keep putting them down just because I'm a cat. I guess I have a lot of questions about health in general. I've been looking at this chart:


And I have no idea what a 'Buccal cavity' is. I don't think You would have made such a thing, Lord. I guess ultimately what we should realize is that we are perfect because you made us that way and we don't need health insurance because I don't want to go to the vet, especially if there are going to be poor people there.

Amen

"Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals"

"For I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave me drink."

Dear God,

Today, I guest-blogged on The Scalar Kitchen. I'm glad there are others doing your good work.


Speaking of food, MEOOOWWW. MEEEOOWW. MEEOOOOOWWW. I'm hungry. Give me some food.

Amen

"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Today shalt thou be with me in paradise."

Dear God,



I kind of miss the good old days in Virginia a little.

Amen

"Because when we are clothed, we will not be found naked."

Dear God,

I'm glad to find that I can serve a purpose beyond all my daily-tasks-in-your-name like eating, sleeping, and fending off the sinister demons inhabiting my Brooklyn apartment.


These may not look like much, but they're made of 100% cat hair, and you should know better than anyone that October is approaching and with that the Christmas shopping season.

This year I want all of my presents to have been physically grown from my body. I know it's becoming a catch-phrase, but in these tough economic times...

In Jesus' name I pray.

Amen