"He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him."

Dear God,

On the anniversary of the day You came down from Heaven to live as a baby-version of Yourself, my owners went to Gomorrah. I mean, Atlantic City.

They left me stranded--on Christmas day at home with two dinners which I promptly ate all at once and went into the patch of sun under the table until I decided to climb up to the bed with the heating blanket which I've learned to activate by falling on top of the on-switch--taking two of their homosexual friends to stay at the Tropicana with the rest of your fallen ones, where they met the face of Beelzebub herself:



They're bringing sin into my household.


As usual, in your name Jesus Christ I pray for you to lick me clean of this evil,

Amen

"The horse is prepared against the day of battle, but safety is of the Lord."

"And when they had sung an hymn, they went out into the mount of Olives."

Dear God,

I'm just starting to realize how much I like Nico.



She sounds vaguely foreign, the way I imagine angels sound, since they're from Heaven, and they don't have a normal American accent. Plus, I don't really speak English that well, seeing as I'm a cat and all, so I can just enjoy the music without picking up all the intricacies of the lyrics.

That said, from what I can tell, it's pretty Christian. "Somewhere there's a feather" is obviously about angels. "You need not know the reason why," because it's God.

And "I Keep It with Mine," is obviously about Nico offering to keep my bible with her bible. In the same drawer or something.



"These Days" are the Lord's days. And "I'm not saying" is obviously about how we are all sinners, but through "not saying I'll be true, but I'll try," one can regain his faith to protect him from Satan's trials.

The Velvet Underground, on the other hand, are definitely evil.

Amen

"The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the LORD shall not want any good thing."