"Because when we are clothed, we will not be found naked."

Dear God,

I'm glad to find that I can serve a purpose beyond all my daily-tasks-in-your-name like eating, sleeping, and fending off the sinister demons inhabiting my Brooklyn apartment.


These may not look like much, but they're made of 100% cat hair, and you should know better than anyone that October is approaching and with that the Christmas shopping season.

This year I want all of my presents to have been physically grown from my body. I know it's becoming a catch-phrase, but in these tough economic times...

In Jesus' name I pray.

Amen